DXD DX Vol 1 translation project. Life 1 Abduction ERO

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This is Korean To English Translation.

This translation is now on Baka Tsuki.

DXD DX Vol 1 translation project Fianl Edition This is PDF with novel illustration.

Translator: daniel Yang

Editor/QC: Alexis138


Life 1: Abduction ERO


My name is Kiba Youto, and I am a second year high school student at Kuoh Academy.

Normally, it would have been our main character, Hyoudou Issei, narrating…. However, Issei kun has caught a serious illness so this time, I will be narrating instead.

And that illness is…

“Don’t say improper things such as tits!”

……..Issei kun’s brain has gone haywire………


It happened one day after school. The members of our Occult Research Club and I were gathered in our club room and were talking to each other.

We have a secret that we can’t tell the other students. That secret is the fact that we are actually devils. We were gathered around by our “King”, Buchou of Occult Research Group and our senpai, Rias Gremory buchou, in order to have a discussion on the upcoming month.

“Compared to last month, our contract rate has gone down slightly, especially with middle age people and the elderly. I would therefore like everyone to put that in mind.”

Rias Buchou said while reading the data from our files.

My kohai, Toujou Koneko said with her hands up,

“…..I saw on television that some electronic stores build a great relationship with the elderly population, so although they don’t have as much price cuts as the other stores, they are still doing better than other electronic stores. They even managed to open more stores because of that.”

“What this means is that having a good relationship with humans is very important. It is easy to forget essential things like that when you are doing a Devil’s work.”

Our dark pony-tailed senpai and Fuku Buchou, Himejima Akeno said after hearing Koneko chan.

A Devil’s work consists of granting a human’s wish, in exchange for something equivalent. Nowadays, it is rare to find someone who’s willing to give up their lives, but greedy people always exist in this world. Thanks to that, we Devils can continue to work.

Young Devils such as us gather around and give our opinions on how to improve our contract rate frequently.

“I don’t know if I can build any relationships with humans….”

Our cross-dressing kohai who looks like a bishoujo, Gasper kun, made an uncomfortable face. For someone who can’t communicate well with people he doesn’t know, it might be too challenging.

I looked at the clock on the wall. Buchou seems to have the same thought as me as she kept looking at her watch with a worried expression.

“…….They are late. What is Issei doing at this time?”

Rias Buchou muttered.

Yes, not only Issei kun but his classmates, Asia chan, Xenovia chan and Irina chan were also not there as well. I’m in same year as they are but my class finished already. Their class shouldn’t be delayed this late….

Suddenly, the sound of a large footstep shocked the entire building, and that sound was coming nearer and nearer towards us in tremendous speed.


Three girls each with a paled face burst into our club room loudly.

The three girls were Golden haired Asia chan, partially dyed hair Xenovia chan and twin pony- tailed Irina chan. Asia chan and Xenovia chan both are devils just like us, whereas Irina chan is an angel. It’s true, everyone!

All three look perplexed. What happened? Actually, where is Issei kun? Normally those four would arrive together.

“R R Rias onee-sama! It’s an emergency!”

Asia chan shouted with tears in her eyes. Rias Buchou realized something must have happened and walked towards the three girls.

“It’s alright, calm down Asia. What happened? Where is Ise?”

Xenovia closed her eyes and looked towards the celling, pointing at the corridor.

“……..he became weird.”

She said in very small voice.

Became weird? What does that mean?

Irina chan made a pose like she was going to pray and walked towards the window. Immediately, she started to pray.

When Rias Buchou looked toward the corridor, a guy came into the club room. It was Issei kun.

……what happened to him? He doesn’t look that different outside….Hyoudou Issei kun, my comrade and my only friend. He is a hard working type and does everything seriously. His flaw however is that he’s a big pervert, always thinking about something erotic. He loves breasts so much that whenever he meets female members, he would look at their breasts first.

His dream is to become High Class Devil and make a harem. He’s working hard to make his dream come true and he loves girls more than anything else.

That Issei kun made a bright smile and said,

“Rias Buchou, there is nothing wrong with me.”


Wai…wait? Did Issei kun refer to himself in a polite manner?*(Translator Note: in Japanese/Korean people refer themselves lower when they are introducing themselves to their elder.) That’s weird, did I hear it wrong?

Buchou also realized that Issei kun was acting weird, so she followed Issei’s eyes to see where he was looking at.

Then she exclaimed

“Ise isn’t looking at my breasts!”


When we heard that, everyone was surprised.

….no way….

To Issei kun, Buchou’s breasts are something so dear that he would never take his eyes off. Issei kun himself said this.

—Kiba, listen to me. Buchou’s breasts are, for me, define where I came from as well as where I should return. It never gets old. Did you know? Buchou’s two tits feel different.

When we were at park, during sun set, he said that as we were discussing about our dreams. I thought of slapping him for that but even if I did, he couldn’t say anything at all.

But he had such a bright smile. His smile was shining around his face when he said that. He was always thinking about Buchou’s breasts.

Akeno senpai went up to him and grabbed his hands. Then suddenly…..she put his hands on her breasts.

And then….

“Wha….What are you doing?! Don’t do such indecent things!”

Issei kun pulled his hands out and made an embarrassed expression!

No way! How can this happen?!

Issei kun was embarrassed to touch a girl’s breasts! What just happened!?!

Issei kun worshipped Akeno senpai’s large breasts. Even called them gods! Sometimes he even says “Thanks you, thank you” towards it! Whenever he saw Akeno senpai in P.E class with her jiggling breasts, he even cried in happiness and bowed down toward it! He was so enthusiastic whenever her breasts jiggled!

He always said that the only valley that is comparable to the Grand Canyon in America is either the breasts of Rias Buchou or Akeno senpai!

Akeno senpai looks like she is shaken by Issei kun’s reaction.

“Ise kun didn’t grab onto my tits…. No way….”

It looks like she was so shocked that she couldn’t even walk straight anymore.

Issei kun reddened his face and shouted

“Girls shouldn’t say indecent things like ‘tits’!”

I couldn’t stop my tears from coming out.

Hello everyone, it looks like Issei kun has caught an illness. And it’s a very terrible illness….


“Please explain what has happened”

Rias Buchou asked Asia, Xenovia and Irina chan after sitting them on the sofa.

Calming themselves with tea given by Akeno senpai, they started talking while wiping their tears from their eyes.

It happened while they were on their way to the club room after school.


“Look, UFO!”

Issei kun noticed an unidentified object floating in the sky. Others who noticed the object were also looking at it in curiosity. Just then…

“That unidentified object flew towards Issei kun and fired a beam toward him. When Asia chan healed Issei kun with her powers….”

“Ise san, are you alright?”

“…yes I’m fine Asia chan, it looks like today is peaceful too. I wish everyone living on Earth could be happy hehehe.”<-saying that with bright smile and had pair of clear eyes.

“…..Iss. Ise san?”


“He has lost interest in women completely…….. ah and also, the UFO looked like Adamski UFO…..”

Asia chan explained while wiping her tears.

… My goodness, this is a disaster. I don’t know what to say anymore!

UFO? Hit by beam fired by UFO? Well, Angels and Devils do exist so it won’t be weird if aliens do exist as well…. Even so, this is troublesome. We are the Occult Research Group so shouldn’t we be happy that we found a UFO? This is nonetheless unexpected.

Issei kun, I know you are the type who gets into trouble a lot but I didn’t expect you to be attacked by aliens…

Everyone turned their gaze towards Issei kun who was sitting in the corner of the room.

Issei kun was… writing a thousand ways to save the world in his note.

Koneko chan approached him and asked

“….what are you writing senpai?”

“Ah! Koneko! I’m just writing down methods to make people in this world happy! How about you Koneko? Let’s do our best to make our world….”


Koneko chan started to beat Issei kun up before he had the chance to continue what he was saying. Judging by the sound, she put a spin to her punch to make it more powerful.

Issei kun was smiling even though he was having a nosebleed.

“That’s a good punch! But that hurts a bit!”

“….I though he would be cured if I hit his head…. Issei senpai, which one do you prefer, the breasts of Rias Buchou or Akeno senpai?”

“Wha. What are you saying Koneko chan?! An innocent person like you shouldn’t be saying such an erotic….”


This time again, Koneko chan didn’t give Issei kun a chance to finish his sentence and punched his face, and pushed her fist into his face further.

“….Issei senpai does not say things like that.”

“Kon…Koneko chan! Sto…Stop it! Girls should be on top of….”


“….Issei senpai does not say things like that.”

“I. I get it! I’ll be your fighting partner! And then you will become world’s best MMA fighter! And we can go for world peace from….”


I couldn’t even figure out what was being broken at this point. But even so, Koneko chan tried to cure Issei kun. By punching him.

I said to Koneko chan who was still beating up Issei kun in mount position.

“umm, Koneko chan. Can’t you say that Issei kun became normal? Koneko chan did hate Issei kun being openly perverted right? You did say you wanted him to be less perverted in a way.”

That is correct. Koneko chan always punched Issei kun when he was doing anything perverted.

“Issei senpai, please refrain yourself.”

Saying things like that.

Shouldn’t this situation be something Koneko chan wanted? I thought to myself…

However, Koneko chan had tears in her eyes and said.

“…I don’t…want him to lose interest in me too….”

That right. As woman in love, her feelings must be very complicated.

“What does Rias Buchou and Akeno senpai think about this situation?”

After hearing my question, those two looked at each other.

“I always wanted him to be more sensible from the beginning, and he became more like a gentlemen but….”

“He is still lovely but…. I guess it is a bit of a shame……..”

“I think the Ise who looked at us as a woman passionately is the best.”

“Yes. That way, it’s more fun and worthwhile to become more womanly”


Even though these two fought over Issei kun all the time, at a situation like this, their view was the same.

“Ise right now isn’t fun at all.”

“Ise kun who’s not perverted is like, how should I say, eel rice without an eel in it.”

Xenovia chan complained, and Irina chan made a weird metaphor.

“Ise san Is Ise san. Even if he stays like this forever, i will stay by his side. But to be honest, I prefer the previous Ise san.”

Even Asia chan, who has the most faith in Issei kun, wanted the old Issei kun back.

Opinions of those who love him were the same. Now the question is, how can we turn him back….?

Fastest way might be to catch that UFO…

“I think everyone’s opinion is the same. What shall we do now?”

I asked everyone.

“I guess I have no choice. I’ll go and catch the UFO that caused all this.”

Xenovia grabbed a bug catching net as well as her sword. Is she thinking of catching a UFO with those equipment? Nevertheless if it’s Xenovia, I have a feeling she has good chance of doing so.

“You… You think you can do it…?”

“Don’t worry Kiba. I was thinking for a while. Aren’t we more amazing than aliens in terms of what we are?”

Xenovia said that with a serious look on her face.

Tha. That might be true….Devils, Angels, Yokais, Vampires, etc. our existence is like a fantasy itself. So if we put it that way, it wouldn’t be surprising if there are aliens out there.

But Xenovia, aren’t aliens and us a bit different?

“OK! Gasper, let’s go!”

Gasper kun was surprised at Xenovia’s words as he probably never would have thought that he would be chosen.

“Wh…why…why do you need me to catch aliens????”

Xenovia was tying Gasper kun down like she wasn’t going to let Gasper escape and said,

“Your eyes can stop time, so you can stop flying UFO with your eyes.”

Ah ha, Gasper kun have the ability to stop time of whatever he sees so she is thinking of stopping the flying object with his ability. But isn’t UFOs quite fast? I wonder if it will go as planned…

Xenovia shouldered Gasper, who has been immobilised with a rope and said to Irina.

“Irina, you too! Let’s go and exorcize the heathens called aliens!”

Irina chan nodded her head strongly after hearing this… wait, considering aliens as heathens are a bit….

“Yes! We can’t be defeated by invaders. In the name of Lord, in the name of Micheal sama! We will defeat those aliens!”

Irina chan, it looks like you have decided to do that even before setting out on your journey.

Xenovia and Irina chan marched out of the club room with the immobilised Gasper kun on Xenovia’s shoulder.

It looks like negotiation is not an option…. The only thing I can do is make a bitter smile.


Right then, Rias Buchou petted Issei kun’s hair who has been released from the beating of Koneko chan.

“Right, let’s leave the UFO to those three, and let’s try and find the solution ourselves.”

Thus, Operation “Get Issei kun back” has started.


Operation “Get Issei kun Back”

Plan A [Full Armour Asia]

“Ok Asia, please use your healing powers on Ise’s head please.”


Asia chan replied.

Operation “Get Issei kun Back” has started and for start, we decided to try and use Asia chan’s power to cure Issei kun.

…Except, Asia chan was wearing a school swimsuit and a pair of knee socks.

Not only that, she was wearing cat ears, cat tails and was wearing a cat collar necklace as well. The name tag on her chest reads ‘Asia’.

Even Rias Buchou called Asia chan [Full Armour Asia] and nodded her head in approval. If it was normal Issei kun, he would be in tears and would have said…

“That’s amazing, Asia chan!”

But… Issei kun had no reaction to Asia chan’s erotic costume.

Rather, it seemed like he was denying it.

“Ise san… please go back to how you were before.”

Asia chan extended her hands toward Issei kun’s head and a green light came out from her hands. Lights covered his head and bruises started to disappear.

“Thank you Asia chan, the pain is gone now.”

Issei kun smiled, but Asia chan’s face became sad. If it was normal, Issei kun would have said “Asia” in an affectionate tone. It seems like she was sad that he didn’t call her that way.

But she wiped her tears away, folded her hands like a cat’s paw, spun around on the spot and made a cute pose with her body.

“Come to Asia if you need to heal nyaa «”

She said in a cute voice while winking but…


He just gave short reply.

Hearing that, Asia chan’s body started to tremble and she leaped into Rias Buchou’s chests.

“Rias onee sama! I can’t do it! I can’t use the cat ears and the tail to my advantage like Koneko chan!”

Next to her, Koneko chan wiggled her ears and tail. She is a Nekometa, so unlike the cat ears and tail of Asia chan, her ears and tail are real.

“Don’t worry Asia, you were very cute so don’t be too sad. Leave the rest to us.”

So the treatment had no success.


Operation “Get Issei kun Back”

Plan B [Nekometa Senjutsu]

“….I will channel ki around his head then.”

Koneko chan put her hands on Issei kun’s head and started to concentrate. Ki started to form around her hands as she was doing that.

Nekometas can use senjutsu to correct the flow of ki in a person’s body and that’s what Koneko chan is trying to do to Issei kun’s head.

“While Koneko is working, let’s show Ise his treasured ero magazines.”

Rias boucho took out the ero magazines that only Issei kun uses and showed them to him. ….um, I think Rias Buchou and Akeno senpai found those rather quickly…. They already knew where he kept them I see. Issei kun, your treasured books have been found by these two already.

“Ku! S. Stop it! T. That kind of indecent books, I don’t want to see it…!”

“What are you talking about. It’s the books that you always read isn’t it?”

“Issei kun, this is like the Holy Bible to you. It is because of these books that you became who you are. Now, look at this page where these girls are wearing sexy cosplay.”

Rias Buchou and Akeno senpai tied Issei kun onto a chair and put tape on his eyes so he couldn’t close his eyes. They instantly forced him to read the books that way.

While correcting ki around his head, his treasured books were shown to him. We thought these two combined methods will cure him of his illness but Koneko chan stopped using senjutsu and shooked her head.

“….it’s impossible. The Ki itself hasn’t been altered. In fact, they are normal. The Ki was disturbed when he was reading that book in fact.”

Hearing this report, Rias Buchou put her hand on her chin.

“That means there is nothing wrong with his body… that’s more annoying than I thought. What on earth did that UFO do…”

Seriously, what happened to Issei kun….

“My my. This costume is amazing. If I wear it, Ise kun surely would be happy right?”

Akeno senpai started to read the book and blushed a little. Hearing that, Rias Buchou also started to read the book.

“…hmm. I think this will suit me more. This costume highlights the person’s legs, like it was made for me.”

“That sounds like you are saying that I don’t have curvature on my body like you do.”

“I have confidence in my legs. Ise even complemented it. He said the balance between my thighs and calf is awesome.”

Rias Buchou showed her legs off to Akeno senpai. Akeno senpai was just smiling.

“Ara, Ise kun complemented my thin waist a few days ago, saying that the curvature between my chest and my hips are ideal.”

This time, Akeno senpai showed her waistline off to Rias Buchou. Seeing that, Buchou’s eyes twitched a little.

“…are you saying that I’m fatter then you?!”

“That’s my line! Ise kun likes my body more!”

“No! He likes mine more!”

“Rias, you idiot!”

“Akeno, you jerk!“

…ah. It seems like these two have forgotten about curing Issei kun completely and started to argue between themselves. And they won’t stop any time soon either.

Koneko chan and I sighed after seeing this.


Operation “Get Issei kun Back”

Plan C [Pressing switch]

“Let’s make him press Rias’s tits.”

After calming herself, Akeno senpai suggested her plan. Even so, saying tits all of a sudden…

“Last time when Ise kun went berserk with the Red Dragon’s power, he turned back to normal after touching Rias’s breasts.”

That’s right. Not too long ago, Issei kun went berserk with the power of the Welsh Dragon within him. ‘Juggernaut Drive’ not only destroyed the surroundings, but also defeated a strong foe in seconds.

However, he didn’t stop even after defeating the enemy. At the end, we made him touch Buchou’s breasts to turn him back to normal. That was probably possible only because it was Issei kun, also known as the Oppai dragon, who loves breasts more than anything.  The act of touching the breasts of the woman he loves must be something grander than anything he desires.

“Maybe we can cure him by making him touch Rias’s breasts again.”

Because of what happened before, Akeno senpai didn’t hesitate to give her opinion.

Rias Buchou blushed after hearing out Akeno senpai.

“My….my breasts….. it’s being used like this again….it’s Ise who’s touching it so it’s fine but, trying to solve everything with my breasts is a bit….”

Akeno senpai put her hands on Rias Buchou’s shoulder to reduce her embarrassment.

“No Rias, this may be your chance. Also it’s like fan service.”

“What do you mean fan service…I don’t even know what you are talking about….”

Akeno senpai calmed the embarrassed Rias Buchou down, right after they just had a massive argument with each other. It is because they are normally in good terms with each other that they can be like this….. but to touch Buchou’s breasts…. Well it suits Issei kun very much but….

“Let’s try it for now.”

Akeno senpai used her power to bring up a curtain and took Issei kun and Rias Buchou behind it.

“Now Buchou, please take your clothes off.  Ise kun, it’s the breasts of the person you love, Rias Buchou. Look closely.”

It seems like Buchou started taking her clothes off. Only Akeno senpai and and Issei kun could see her naked body over the curtain though. Just then, Asia chan also went over there.

“N. No! I. I’m not going to see indecent things like that!”

I can see from the shadows that Issei kun was frantically trying to escape from his chair.

“….That’s bit unpleasant. Ok, I will make sure you press my tits then.”

“That’s it Rias! Ise kun! Now stare at Rias’s breasts!”

“I don’t want to! I don’t want to look at breasts!”

“Now, touch her breasts! Then press down on her breasts!”

It seemed like Akeno senpai grabbed Issei kun’s hands and bring them to Rias Buchou’s breasts. (Translator note: I bet a S like Akeno is enjoying this situation a bit too much….)

“STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP! I don’t want to press her breasts! Erotic! Indecent! I’m not interested in that kind of thing! World peace and breasts are not related in any ways!”

“That’s now true! Her breasts are breasts that have brought peace in the underworld! Look at her breasts, it has a nice pink colour to it right?! Now, press it with all your might!”

Akeno senpai, you are very enthusiastic. I’m surprised. Are you enjoying this situation that much? I think she is. (Translator note: damn right.)

“Ise san! Press it! If you press Rias onee sama’s breasts, everything will be solved! Don’t give up! Soon you will be fine!”

Asia chan is also saying things like that… I know she’s desperate but….

Issei kun however didn’t give up either.

“I’m not going to lose to things like breasts! I’m not going to give up!”

“Press my breasts Ise! That way, you can turn back to the way you were before!”

“Now, press it!”

“Press her breasts, Ise san!”

…this is a scary situation. The only thing I could do was just stare at the situation with my mouth half opened. Breasts and tits… it feels like I’ve seen this situation before somewhere.

“…whenever Ise senpai did something it always felt like that.”

Koneko chan sighed.

That’s right, it was always like this. I think I want to cry….

When I was about to think I don’t care what happened next, someone came into the club room.

Having a long silver hair and also wearing suits, it was Rossweisse san who became our newest comrade.

Rossweisse san apologised while coming in and…

“I’m sorry I’m late! Staff meeting was longer then…. What! You guys, the sun hasn’t set yet but what are you guys doing?!”

She was shocked to see what was happening in front of her.

That’s right. If anyone saw this, they would be confused…



Operation “Get Issei kun Back”

Not planned from start [Nordic Magic]

“So that’s what happened. I understand.”

After hearing what happened so far, Rossweisse san nodded her head.

“But isn’t this a good thing? It’s not good to be indecent. Can’t we accept this as a fate and move on?”

Rossweisse san gave her opinion but….

“No way! We already discussed this and decided to turn him back to normal. Please, cooperate with us. If it was you, Valkyrie, you should have an idea right?”

Having heard Rias Buchou, Rossweisse san tilted her head slightly.

“Hmm. I’m against students of the opposite sex being too close to each other so I’m fine with him as he is now but, if Rias san says so then I have no choice but to cooperate. I will do it.”

Rossweise san accepted her request.

“Then let’s get started.”

She walked towards Issei kun and put her hand forward. Magic circle appeared on her hand and she started to investigate something.

“His body is normal. And his devil and dragon powers are normal too. In terms of curse… ah, it seems like I can detect something.”

“When you say you can detect something…then he’s been cursed?”

When Rias Buchou asked, Rossweise san nodded her head.

“Yes. I don’t know what type but it seems like some complicated spell is focused on his head. It has some similarities to a Devil’s power, and it looks like there is also the power of a Fallen Angel too. It even has traces of Nordic magic too. Anyway, this is a bit complicated.”

“You think you can cure him?”

“I’ll do my best”

Rossweisse san summoned a bag and started to look through her bag.

In her bag there are things items such as an unknown animal’s tail, grass with weird colour and a dangerous looking bottle of liquid. She took them out and started to mix them together in mortar. Then she took out flasks and beakers and mixed them altogether.

Foul fume started to come out of the flask; I couldn’t bear it anymore and opened the windows. Is she turning magic into medicine?

About 10 minutes later, the beaker was full of liquid with seven different colours to it.

“It’s done! This is a Nordic medicine that reverses spell’s effect!”

The medicine was bubbling and emitting dangerous looking fumes but… it looks like it will work.

“Now, Hyoudou Issei kun, drink this! It should have an affect! Not only this will undo any spell, it should fix you dense brain as well!”

When Rossweisse san came close to Issei kun, he started to resist like mad men.

“M. My nose! I think I’m going to suffocate just by smelling it!”

He was trying to escape from his chair but we just pinned him down on his chair.

“Ple…Please let me go! I will die if I drink it!”

“Hohoho, it’s cute that you are trying to resist. But it’s futile. You can’t escape from the Nordic spell. Now, drink this and become a model student.”

Rossweisse san gave an unpleasant smile. It seems like she is enjoying this too much but, surely that was just my imagination… is this really a medicine used to reverse the spell? I had my doubts but I made him drink every last drops.

Gulp Gulp

Issei kun was forced to drink all of it, and when he finished…

Purple fume came out of every hole of his face and his skin also changed colours to the same seven colours. After that….


His head slumped unnaturally and some kind of liquid came out of his mouth.

Seeing that, everyone was scared….. is he…. fine? It looked like his soul just left his body.

Rossweisse san was tilting her head.

“That’s weird. Odin sama’s dementia was cured with this drink….”

  1. Don’t tell me. You didn’t used poison to suppress poison right?


When we were confused to our wit’s end, someone burst into the club room.

“Buchou! Everyone! We did it!”

“We did it! We did it!”

Xenovia and Irina chan came in with their uniforms soiled.

In their hands there was a silver metallic fragment… don’t tell me….

“We caught that UFO!”

Xenovia reported their victory.

Everyone, this is a disaster.

…my comrade has finally defeated the visitor from outer space.

After hearing something so ridiculous, I couldn’t say anything at all.


“…that’s a real UFO.”

Rias Buchou was looking at it like she still couldn’t believe it.

Outside of old building, there was what we called the Adamski type unidentified flying object (UFO), which crashed on the ground.

It seems like after spotting the UFO, Xenovia used her sword while Irino angel powers to attack the object, and after some fighting, the UFO crashed. These two then carried the object all way here. The fact that they weren’t caught by normal people is admirable. Did they use some kind of technology from Heavens?

But attacking aliens without any reason might be a problem here, and there is no getting around this. This might be the worst possible way to start the communication between aliens.

While I was worrying about that, Xenovia burst open something which looks like an entrance with her sword.

“See? My Durandal works with aliens as well.”

She said that so proudly… even though we aren’t sure whether it’s hostile… well, it did attack Issei kun first.

“What happened to Gasper kun?”

I couldn’t see where he was so I asked Xenovia. His objective was to make the UFO stop so….

Xenovia closed her eyes and Irina chan covered her mouth and silently shed tears. What happened?

“Kiba, Gasper was good person. He fought bravery until the end.”

“Gasper kun got hit by the beam then…”

There was a box where Irina chan pointed!

When I opened the box, there was Gasper kun all burnt!

“We can’t let his demise go to waste! Let’s go and defeat those aliens!”

After shouting that, Xenovia walked inside the object.

Why is she so excited in the wrong kind of ways? Ah, I think Gasper kun twitched a little, at least he’s alive.

“….Y. Youto senpai… I. I think… I’m not going to like SF (?).”

“You did great Gasper kun.”

I put my hands on his shoulder. You become like this a bit too often lately.

I’ll make a nice dinner for you later. I cried in delight upon seeing my kohai.

Few minutes later, Xenovia came out dragging something.

And that was….

We couldn’t be more surprised!

“It was Azazel sensei!”

That was right. Xenovia dragged out our adviser and the leader of the Fallen Angels, Azazel sensei.

He had a big bump on his head and fainted but there was no mistake. It was him.

…what have you done now sensei…


“Ahh. I wanted to make a UFO all of a sudden! I made it look like real thing!”

Sensei laughed like he didn’t regret it.

After that, we heard the truth.

When he watched documentary about UFOs, Sensei wanted to make one himself, and ended up working on it in a secret lab underneath the school building. Featuring all the latest technology from Fallen Angel side, he finished one. It was amazing he had the technology to make UFOs. Can’t you use that useful skill on something more worthwhile….? I wanted to complain to him. If I recall correctly, you also made a robot last Summer too if I remember correctly. Maybe he is the most threatening person in this world.

After that, he wanted to test fly the contraption so he turned the UFO on. It had a special barrier so normal humans couldn’t see which also means there wouldn’t be many problems. Seriously, he worries about all sorts of things.

Since the UFO worked better than he expected, he was in good mood and decided to show himself to Issei kun’s group.

“Hahaha. Well, when I saw Issei on the ground, I really wanted to fire some beams.”

That was the reason for attacking Issei kun, and thanks to that, Issei kun lost his indecency.


Rias Buchou hit Sensei’s head with a fan and glared at him.

“You know…it is because of you that Ise became like this. It’s fine if you make an UFO, but what teacher fires a beam at his students?”

Hearing that, sensei made a cool pose and pointed himself with his thumb.

“Right here!”


The second attack was harsher than the first one.

Rias Buchou asked Sensei, who was rubbing the place where he had been hit.


“So how can you turn him back to normal? It’s sad seeing him like that.”

Sensei replied to Rias Buchou.

“Well, I just wanted to make a weapon so it’s something I just made on the go. To turn him back to normal, I will have to decipher the content of the beam and that might take a while.”

After sensei said that, Rias Buchou and the other women present teared up a little.

“Tha…. That means he’s not going to turn back to normal for a while?! No way! Ise who isn’t erotic isn’t Ise at all!”

Behind the mad Rias Buchou, Akeno senpai was smiling while emitting electricity from her body.

“Sensei? You can fix him right? If you can’t, you might experience some electricity.”

Her power was enough to make the Leader of the Fallen Angels back away.

“Jus… Just wait a second. Trust me, I’ll do it somehow.”

Sensei said with a perplexed look on his face.


In Sensei’s lab at the old building, there was a capsule enough for one person to fit in.

“Now, first, we put Ise in here….”

Issei kun was already in there

“Let me oooooout!”

He was screaming to be let out but we can’t do that.

“What are we going to do now?”

When Rias Buchou asked, Sensei pressed a button on the console.

Crank, rumble rumble rumble

The device made a strange noise and started up.

“You remember that time when we had the Ise clone incident?”

There was indeed a time when a clone of Ise caused chaos at Khou Academy. Actually, that was also Sensei’s fault. He just doesn’t learn does he…

“I had the indecency data collected from the clone of Ise from back then. And I’m going to inject that data into him.”

“So are you going to inject that data and turn him back to normal?”

When Rias Buchou asked, Sensei nodded his head.

“Yes, soon, he will turn back….”


Suddenly light emitted from the capsule and then…


It exploded!

It was enough to mess up the whole room! Table turned and equipment flew. We quickly hid behind some equipment.

….When the smoke cleared up, we looked towards the capsule.

The capsule opened up and there was….


Issei kun was shouting weird things!


We were surprised at this disappointing result.


Ise kun finally went back to how it was a day after.

He went back to the way he was after sleeping in Rias Buchou’s breasts for a night.

After hearing that…

“What, so in the end, it was Buchou’s breasts that turned him back.”

…and made a bitter smile. Issei kun did mention this.

—Kiba, listen to me. Buchou’s breasts are, for me, define where I came from as well as where I should return.

He really came back using Buchou’s breasts. That’s the Issei kun I knew.

After school, when we were alone by chance, Issei kun said excitedly.

“Kiba! I got hold of a really erotic book! You want to see it, right?! But I’m not going to share it with you! I can’t show it to a bishounen guy like you!”

And he showed me his erotic magazine.

Yes, this is what my friend Issei kun is supposed to be. An Ise kun that is not erotic isn’t Ise kun at all.

It’s good to see you back, Issei kun.

“It’s not like i wanted to translate this for you guys B- BAKA!” -daniel Yang

“…” – Alexis138

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